Oh boy, do you love guns. You really, really love guns. I mean, there are folks out there who say they love guns, but they don't hold a candle to your unconditional infatuation with guns. When you're not busy lobbying to overturn the marriage statute banning the union between a Nevadean and their gun, you're playing with guns. Taking apart guns. Tweaking guns. Putting guns back together again. You never leave your house without your guns, and when you come home, you cannot go to sleep until you've said goodnight to every gun in your possession.

You love guns.