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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3,924.1 hrs on record (3,902.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 May, 2024 @ 8:53am

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
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4 Comments
snubb 31 May, 2024 @ 7:05am 
good graphics? xd
Laze 30 May, 2024 @ 9:05pm 
For one who doesn't care about story and wants the end game content this game is quite a pain. Only way to do it is to buy a story pass/skip.
I would recommend people to do that directly once you realize how much story you need to chug through. I may have played it still if I had.
For you who don't know what I'm talking about, to unlock end game or progress it you need to do story, and there's a lot of story to be done! Even if you skip all cutscenes.

Great game else, lots of fun classes, well made dungeons etc. I just wanted to progress to it faster. A lot faster.
Mohofosho 25 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm 
Now I have to try this game out.
Dr3XeL 25 May, 2024 @ 8:57am 
NGL im buying the game based of this review