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Recent reviews by Schizo Static

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11 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I work week on / week off & for me personally the water system makes it completely unplayable.
I thought it ticked down in-game time which would have been fine, but it ticks down in real time.
Once you run out of water it's game over & everything is reset.
Casual players beware.
Posted 22 December, 2024.
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9.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I like gambling
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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5.1 hrs on record
Wouldn't even call this a mod, should be official with how high the quality of everything is.
10/10
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.9 hrs on record
The RPG side of this game is phenomenal & I tried really hard to enjoy the game - however, the combat makes the entire game unbearable.
I'm not new to multi-directional combat, but this system is broken, janky & rarely works as intended - especially in multi-person fights.
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
29.4 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
I play Star Citizen over 3, 27" monitors with a dual joystick get up.
This app is phenomenal, took me maybe an hour to set it up properly and sometimes it will have some weird bugs.

- Head being tilted slightly one way or another when getting back in the ship, not EXACTLY moving my "head" where I'm looking -

Overall it's definitely worth the purchase if you're in a similar situation as I.
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Why oh why did I just think it'd be dialogue when I asked Theresa what happened.
Two hours of fetch quests and running around later, I honestly don't feel like playing this game anymore.
Posted 17 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got the Forest when it originally came out, finished it years later when the story was finally finished and was so excited for the sequel once it was announced.

This is the biggest disappointment of the decade.
The fanboys of endnight are cockriding this so hard it's laughable.
Posted 26 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Genuinely fun free to play RTS game, the AI is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruthless and will stomp you though
Posted 12 May, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
129.9 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Exactly what I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanted. This is amazing. Like I'm reliving 2010+ after school days.
Posted 5 December, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Yeah it's aight.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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