Hey Kitten! I couldn't help but think about that one time you growled at me vc and couldn't help but wonder. are you mad at me? was it something I did? you've been ignoring my dms and calls for weeks and I can't help but wonder. so yes please answer me soon!

*smile fades as the sudden realization that they've been added from a friend on the internet hits them, causing the "worlds coolest internet guy" mug to fall out of their hand and shatter on the wooden floor, the pieces spelling out as now they're finally challenge by this very profile here* "hahahahahahahahahahhaahhhhh"*

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TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what-

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