-rep he threatened to place a 58% tarrif on me if I didn't allow him to play 5 minutes of HOI4

yes

is this the first meme of 2024

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see furries playing video games haha! I don't know why its a normie thing honestly im like really against antifur and like ill be the one in the furcon. We should really play vrchat sometime its a really cool social interaction game with virtual avatars, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

haiiii! hai!!! hewwo!!! :3 !!! hai!!! waves paw at you ^w^

x3 *glomps you*