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1.4 hrs last two weeks / 289.4 hrs on record (109.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47pm
Updated: 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Early Access Review
so. lets start with point 1.
1. i buy game... nothing else
2. i opened game... nothing special
3. i changed settings BECAUSE MY FREAKING COMPUTER WAS EXPLO-
4. i started tutorial... i failed
5. i joined custom match
6. i didnt know how to join match... so i left game

One day later

1. i opened game
2. i played custom match at goalkeeper position
3. i became boomer and every turkish guy was screaming at me
4. i closed game

Day 3

1. i opened the game
2. my ram explode-

Day 32
1. OH GOD, MY RAM FINALLY IS AT MY HOME!!!
2. i put new ram in my computer
3. i opened game
4. i was training like cristiano ronaldo or freAKING NEUER!!!!!!!
5. i joined custom match
6. I SAVED INCREDIBLE SHOT!!!!
7. i become hero
8. i was happy...
9 i closed game

Day 39 after im back at home aftER vacations
1. ... i... didnt opened game...

Day 40
1. i opened game
2. i was training like courtois
3. i joined custom match
4. i was playing really good
5. i was happy...
6. some very good player join to me and said that im very good
7. i was more happy than usually
8. i played custom match again
9. i became hero...

Day 41
1. i was eating epic turbo exploding dinner, that give me power...
2. i opened game
3. i joined custom match as... STRIKER, YES AS A FREAKING STRIKER AAAAAAAAAA-
4. i played really bad
5. some gk left the game
6. SO I USED MY EPIC POWERS TO JOIN AS FAST I CAN TO GOALKEEPER POS-
7. somebody joined faster than me... FU-

Day 41
1. i opened game
2. i played ranked match
3. everybody was saying that im Navas... Neuer... and some random gk from China... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4. i played really well so i was playing many matches and i was very happy
5. i became really good goalkeeper

Day 69
1. i wasnt playing PSO this day because... I DONT REMEMBER OKAY ?

Day 82
You will ask: *Why there is no like idk... 40 days boomer?11//!!?1?!?!*
Well, so, i was bored about playing PSO, so i was playing another games that i have in my steam account

1. i was playing really bad because i wasnt playing really long time...
2. everybody was saying that im worst gk that they ever seen in their life...
3. i left game

Day 90
What i was doing in last 8 days ? - *YOU ARE BOOMER AND YOU BORED ABOUT TALKING ABOUT SAME DAYS EVERYTI-* SHUT UP SON

So what i was doing ? - *YOU AR*- slap
im sorry, i was training to be better... and you know what? I DIDNT BECAME BETTER HAHAHAH BOOME-

Day 91
1. i opened game
2. i played many matches
3. everybody was saying that im really good
4. but in my deep heart, i know that i was better last month...



I never after that get better form that i have in day 41
Im still really happy, but i dont feel that big happiness that i felt in these old days...
I was trying to get better, but everytime i failed, and failed...

I feel like... nobody... like random goalkeeper... - AND YOU KNOW WHY ? BECAUSE ITS TRUE HAHAHAH
no... sir... its false... - NO IT ISNT HAHAHHAHAH
sir... - HAHAHAHHAHA
SIR - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SIR STOP RIGHT NOW! - HAHAhahaha... haha?
really not funny... - Uhm, im sor-
SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP NOW! - OH IM SORRY DAD PLEASE DONT USE FRYING PAN AT ME
I WILL SON - NOOOO [...]

How can i rate that game?
Well well well...
8/10
You will probably ask, why ? - [no i wouldn't]
okay you can stay silent please.
You will probably ask why yea ?
So, if you BUY GAME AND TURNED IT ON YOU WILL SEE WHY ITS NOT 10/10 AND ONLY 8/10 OKAY????
NOW, GO TO THE SHOP, BUT PRO SOCCER ONLINE, PLAYED IT FOR MORE THAN 10 HOURS, GO BACK HERE, AND JUST SAY IN COMMENTS, WHY ITS NOT 10/10 OKAYYYY ? ? ? ? ?
Thank you for your attention...................
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Cartoonist_Key 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25am 
This could be copied and pasted for Rocket League too, you know.