Long time no see!

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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Simon's Law:
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
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Kaufman's Law:
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
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An Irishman is never at peace except when he's fighting.
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You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
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Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
-- Rex Reed
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Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
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