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Do you ever nut so hard that your dog can sense that your about to nut before it happens because dogs can detect earthquakes and then you actually do nut and the whole house starts shaking and your fish tank glass breaks but it’s ok because u generated enough nut for them to swim in and then all the women within a 10 mile radius senses your massive nut through their genital sensors and they proceed to migrate towards you to create a human mating season. And then you just sit back and realize that you just created your own species mating season

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Anal evisceration, leading to complete rectal prolapse to feast upon the reversed sphinctral muscles.Hiding beneath the fecal matter, the severed anus rotting, the ♥♥♥♥ drenched body slowly liquefies.I will gut you, I will cut you, I will spill your rotten innards, then I'll ♥♥♥♥ them and I'll suck them, I will taste your putrid rectum.Bite down, chew the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leaking, anus split.Filthy discharge from the sores faeces-covered butchered ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I'll ♥♥♥♥ your putrid anus then take my ♥♥♥♥ and put it in your mouth and make you taste your ♥♥♥♥.I'll make you suck your ♥♥♥♥ off my ♥♥♥♥, I'll make you lick the filth off it. My ♥♥♥♥ is drenched in faeces, stuff it in again babe, I'm ready for more... xx

man when u start smashing ♥♥♥♥♥ on the level i do, you just don't care anymore. Like i come see my main piece covered in ♥♥♥♥♥ juice and pubes, she still be giving it up. i got used panties in my pockets at all times for a quick whiff of the 'puss on the go, my main piece don't care. that's why you gotta pump some iron and get swole, cus then u can smash ♥♥♥♥♥ 24/7 on demand, no questions, no hassle, no strings homeboy. ♥♥♥♥ is real

i can’t get a girlfriend because then ill have to stop playing video games

༼☯﹏☯༽ What the U W U did you just say about me (✿ヘᴥヘ) nyaaaa~ , you wittle (人◕ω◕) I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my cwass (◕‿◕✿) , and I've been involved in numewous hugging on evewyone! (◕ᴥ◕), and I have over thwee hundwed hugs (/・・)ノ whyaaaa~~ . I am twained in ultimut hugging and I'm the top hugger in the entire animay cult community! (ノ￣ー￣)ノ You are evewything to me owo (ﾉ･o･)ﾉ. (♥ω♥*) I will wipe you the uwu out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this Earth!!! , mark my owo words (´⌣`ʃƪ) . As we speak I am contacting my secwet network of spies across the entire earth!!!! (´∀｀•) and your virginity, (￣∇￣) , Not only am I extensivewy twained in unarmed hugging (´w｀*), but I have access to your heart :3 (｀▽´) and I will use it to its full extent to hug youuuu! off the face of the continent (´∇｀) , senpai-san.

oh my god i accidentally sent u a picture of my ♥♥♥♥ And Balls... please delete it!! unless.. u want to look? lol jus kidding delete it.. if u want.. haha nah delete it... unless?

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MY GRANDSON ERIC WANTED me toMAKE A POST WISHING SOMEONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY but he. WOULDNT SAY WHO IT WAS FOR...,. that boy sure does CRACK ME UP SOMETIMES LOL .. I DONT KNOW WHYbut he ASKED me to SAY IT IN GERMAN im. guessing heHAS a FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT IN HIS CLASS at SCHOOL ., i told him to PUMP THE BREAKS because. THIS IS AMERICA AND WE SPEAK AMERICAN but i just love that SWEET BOY so much i made an EXCEPTION and had theALEXA do me aGOOGLE TRANSLATE...... ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG to you.MYSTERY BIRTHDAY PERSON

“God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the muwdewews of aww muwdewews? What was howiest and mightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet ownyed has bwed to death undew ouw knyives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us? What watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves? What festivaws of atonyement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent? Is nyot the gweatnyess of this deed too gweat fow us? Must we ouwsewves nyot become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it?”

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

you have been hit by

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dat mean ur a tru fan of rick and morty

only repost this to 5 tru ricks or ur banished

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My father works at Steam. I have personally informed him about your behaviour, and unless you apologise immediately, in writing, my father is going to track your account, figure out your address, and arrive at your door within the next three days. Upon arrival he will wag his finger at you and glare at you with disapproval. Consider this an official warning.

who the ♥♥♥♥ plays ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

To the girls who let him go, Thank you so much.Thank you for walking out of his life or letting him walk out of yours.

I will love him for all that he is, and will support him in anything that he wants to be.

I will be the partner you failed to become for him. I will be the woman who will never make the same mistakes that you did. I will never let him go.

If you love your man, repost this for the two of you.

rip in peace

No more chicken I guess

what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb

rip chicken 2013ish-2017

you're a weeaboo cuck who fell prey to the post ww2 japanization of american culture. you know that was their revenge for us dropping the bombs right? get americans to get rock hard off of cartoon tiddies and japanese women in general? they are dehumanizing us to turn us into animals. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep WAKE UP

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PHAT ASS 100/100 NIGGUH LMAO
IMMA ♥♥♥♥ DAT ♥♥♥♥♥ AND PREGNANT CUZ I AM AN INDEPENDETN IDIOT LMAO MY ♥♥♥♥♥

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Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road

Aletta wants to take down powerful Danny by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥ until he ♥♥♥♥ from her sweet, tight ♥♥♥♥♥. This will restore the femme-fatale’s health and stamina, giving her enough energy to continue down the game-fap. Will Danny D’s massive ♥♥♥♥ withstand her aching ♥♥♥♥♥? Or will he give her what she wants ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her hard with his huge ♥♥♥♥ until it covers her face with his hot, white ♥♥♥?

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a b c e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Notice anything? The D is out for Harambe.

doggos.

Money or cars, you can have it all; flowers, cars, and candy!

"Overwatch please come out faster."
come on man its been like 3 months

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I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.

#ItsATrap

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