Day 402,967,667
I am finally acquiring new computer parts to play games and stuff. Maybe I will even be able to make spiffy animations with SFM and Blender! Hopefully the pink ball of floof doesn't come by this week...

I walk around and then get eaten by- wait, what? I didn't see this in the job description. What do you mean I have to get eaten- OH MY GOD WHAT IS-