Rivereyes
Finland
 
 
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31 Hours played
It took 20 years, but Torment has now been surpassed in every single area. Disco Elysium is the new measure by which all RPG writing will be judged and found lacking.

This is one of the very few times where the writing of a game gets you. Utterly, completely, gets you. The economy of the writing, the way it instantly sparks up a dozen conversations with different parts of your psyche, has been realized in incredibly good taste.

This is not a 'wall of text', nerdlord 'Save Constipatia' type of absurd man-child romp. This is pure truth, triple charcoal filtered through the oldest, dirtiest trees of Hell. Gloves optional.
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6.1 Hours played
A hazy, post-Faulknerian fever dream of home that will never be.
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Rivereyes 15 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39am 
You are too kind!
Kitsunei 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm 
Probably the best profile I`ve seen!
Rivereyes 4 Jul, 2021 @ 11:28am 
*laughing* Re, I used to write about games professionally for a ♥♥♥♥-ton of years. The extreme luxury of actual free time and not chasing after diapered demons 24/7 :)
WU 4 Jul, 2021 @ 11:00am 
Jesus Christ man! I never came into your profile. you are a PRO!
Rivereyes 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:43am 
Yes, it's when it came out and when I played it. Also, I'm ancient.
40oz Gamer 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:29pm 
you reviewed plants vs zombies in 2010