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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.4 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Sep, 2014 @ 10:59pm

Firsrt off this is not a spoiler alert for those looking to buy this game for the first time. The first act you will see Dante at the naked pizza scene in this game while flying through the air and having a baseball bat cover his nutsacks. Just makes Dante come off as a complete slob. Putting on whatever clothes were in his path and NO SOCKS with shoes. Nasty. Would have been much more appealing if it was the chick in the air doing the scene. Guess your life is over so PLEASE TAKE NOTE: If you're unlucky enough to have someone walk in while watching that scene YOUR LIFE IS OVER.. Not so appealing in the slightest. " P.S DO NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF! Your sexuality will be questioned.



Last but not least I recommend this game.
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