A tickle a snake and shake it hard
looking to bone is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥
he'll ♥♥♥ on your chest if you choose Bard
but at your behest he'll sleep in the junkyard

watch out, he's nasty, he's gross as can be
you won't know until he's eating ass candy
it's such a strange and scary sight to see
when regis sips on baby peepee

♥♥♥♥ and hobo it may be true,
but this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will make a man of you
he'll reach around while packing your poo
and he'll make sure you get there too

he tucks and ♥♥♥♥♥ like a little gal
and he'll game and shame and be your pal
loud he may be, be a good friend he shall
but he'll SHOVE IT IN YOUR EAR CANAL

...be careful though...
...when his lust starts to show...
...that's probably when you should get up and go...
...because regis is rapey, you know?...

Sup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.