Dear Sheeseborger,
Joe
Sincerely, The Swagolini

Dear TrooperWulf,

Your Dad found out about your mom and I's relationship, and continued to cause a rift between us. Sadly, the birthday presents we were going to purchase for you won't be coming. Maybe another day, another time, another cheating guy with your mom.

Until next time...

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Extra Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)