Recent reviews by laika

devs that don't understand the concept of early access. triple a engine used for a scumbag moneygrab. awful mechanics, everything about movement, gunplay, enemies and literally everything else is so off to the point where you start to question the dev's common sense. not to mention it runs like garbage on my 1080ti, on all low settings, and half my native res. dont buy, no thanks.

Really don't understand the appeal to this game, but darn tootin is competitive mode addictive. I guess they could work on actual problems with the game instead of fueling some weapon camo monopoly but that's just me.

Lo Wang is your typical kick ass action hero, almost like the japanese Duke Nukem. But unlike that guy Wang's got an actually interesting story that has a well balance between fart jokes and ancient japenese mythology, to my surprise the backstory actually made me feel some feels :'(. There's also this magic guy named Hoji that follows him around and makes for a pretty funny and compelling sidekick. As for the gameplay I found myself using the katana for almost the entire game, it was pretty satisfying to cut through demon dudes like nothing. Overall this was an awesome take on the 1997 classic.

Risk of Rain has a unique type of gameplay with permadeath as a main feature, paired with the awesome loot/perk drop system and different characters that make an over all very interesting and replayable kind of retro game. Not to mention the music oh man it's hotline miami tier good. I only wish you could use your mouse for controls and that the multiplayer system wasn't so weird.

<3 still recommend 10/10

Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ metal. It's got cell shade, demon dudes, fart jokes, and tits. What more could you ask for? Won this in the holiday auction, gotta say, it's worth way more than 5000 gems. Just wish there was more content, the story was shorter than I expected but it was interesting nonetheless. I'd buy the game just for the imp guy, FONNY LITTLE WANKA AINT 'E?

My favorite story driven shooters of all time. Despite being kinda linear FPS's, the Metro games still manage to deliver one of the most atmospheric and immersive experiences you will ever get straight out of Russia. The grotesque and rather terrifying mutants known as The Dark Ones have now invaded your home station, Exhibition. It's up to you to defend the many survivors and factions (who have immensely detailed culture and lore) in the Moscow metro. Equip yourself with obscenely powerful and customizable jury-rigged weaponry held together by duct tape and ball bearings. You're also gonna need some gameplay features such as a gasmask with scarce filters, a manually rechargeble flashlight, and military grade bullets that have the potential of either trading currency or devestating damage to enemies. It's a game of choice really, it's up to you if you have a stealthy or aggressive journey to the philosophical conclusion of whether the mutants are the next step in evolution or if humans can truly have a second chance. Either way, good luck, кролик.

(Rating the games as a series instead of seperately because the c y k a - b l y a t ' s have taken the originals off the store, and I have only purchased 2033 Redux.)

Probably the only game that has had me genuinely spooked before. The story is unbelievebly good, makes you feel like you're really a space engineer dude with dementia trying to escape thousands of space monsters. The gameplay is even better; visceral (heh) combat which never allows you to let your gaurd down, removable limbs that you can in turn use as kinetic spears, also some RPG elements where you can improve your gear for certain abilities and find schematics to build tools of survival. Also the graphics and environment/atmosphere are just amazing.

I used to have this game on my PS3 when I was 12 but when I got to the part where the kid necromorphs come and rip your face off, I ♥♥♥♥ my pants and sold it. I'm happy I bought it again years later, still the best sci-fi/horror game ever.

The best thing since cyber-bread. It's like starring in one of those story-so-bad-it's-good action movies, full of silly one liners and ironic pop culture references. Only good thing Ubisoft has done in a while (I should warn you about the Uplay).

Well, what are you waiting for!? PLAY IT, MARK IV STYLE MUTHA F*CKA!!

Miami, 1989. You start recieving strange phone calls, not sure who from but you follow they're cryptic 'instructions' about a delivery, supposedly about cookies. You then put on a mask and murder a homeless man, vomit, and go home, followed by strange visions and electronic music playing in your head. You check your voicemail.

10 out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 I love this game. Buy it if you're into insanely fast paced gorey violence, you weirdo.

like terraria with guns.