trump is crump

Ball cleavage shorts should be a thing

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

NO YPU

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Small bugman, little bugman,
Drives around in a hybrid sedan,
Gets his meals from a soylent-can,
Small bugman.

Is he depressed or just a mess?
How many pounds can he benchpress?
Who came up with small bugman?
Neotenous man, small bugman.

thank you