Ted Raimi's Dead Eyes
TU MADRE.   California, United States
 
 
Die Wölfin fordert Schweizer Schockolade und zwar sofort!


Artist|Energy Worker|Tarot Reader|Healer|Fur/Scale/Feather-y

Mystic Eldritch Sovereign of The Otherworldly Cosmos, Worthy of The Crown.


Greetings, underlings. I've gone by many names over the years, some sticking to certain circles. The two I go by nowadays are Aislingyr [ASH-LEEN-GEAR] & Eosys [EE-OH-SUHS]. I spend my days terrorizing friends, gathering up minions and conquering all manner of lands and skies. If I fancy your company, I may let you enter the Kingdom..:FFIX_Moogle:

[Bigender/Non-Binary with a They/Them and Facehugger/Chestburster prounoun preferences. Age? Ancient, Old Soul.:bootlegjuan:]

(Haremite & Minion positions are open.Sacrifice required with application.) :coolthulhu:



~ºI Enjoy...:leyhappy:º~

-Drawing/painting
-Reading
-Writing poems/short stories
-Multiplayer/co-op games
-Friendly competition
-Everything that is "straight as a rainbow".
-Roleplaying
-D&D (Dungeons & Dragons)
-Neverwinter Nights
- Fun, drama-free things and people
- Furries/Anthro stuff

~ºFavorite Games & Seriesº~

-L4D
-F.E.A.R.
-Dead Rising
-BioShock
-Resident Evil
-Borderlands
-Castlevania
-Devil May Cry
-Tomb Raider
-Final Fantasy
-Rainbow Six
-Deus Ex
-Ys
-The Witcher
-Mass Effect
-Saint's Row
-Portal
-Final Fantasy XIV (Cactuar + Balmung servers)


~ºArtwork, Commissions & Social Mediaº~
:focused:

:re3stars:Instagram: @incarnadine.amaranth
:magicsun:TikTok: @incarnadine.amaranth

:APTrose: Artwork & Resin Craft website:https://stellasplendensarts.carrd.co
:p2cube: Tarot Readings & Energy Work Bookings: https://stellasplendensdivination.carrd.co/


^Favorite Text From Favorite Friends^

Zadriel: Me and Loki had a discussion the other day.
Zadriel: About what it would be like.
Zadriel: If Billy Mays and The Merchant became one single entity.
Zadriel: " 'AVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU, STRANGAH!"
Zadriel: Imagine the marketting prowess right there though.
Zadriel: He'd sell you some oxyclean to get the blood stains off your fuzzy pink watch from botswanastan.
Das Kätzchen!: Oh...my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mrrgls...
Das Kätzchen!: He'd walk up to Leon and be like
Das Kätzchen!: "HEEEY STRANGAH! WONT SUM KABOOOOOOOOM?! ONLY TWENTY-FIVE PESETAS! IF YEH BOUY NAO, YEH GET TA SECOND ONE -FREE-! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!"

Zadriel: Mrr's current thought process:
Oxyclean: 15 pesetas.
Fuzzy Pink Watch: 23 pesetas.
Helping brighten up a friend's evening: Priceless.

Zadriel: A chocobo is running around in distress. A second chocobo comes up to him and asks "What're you all warked up about?"
Zadriel: The first chocobo replies "My feathers are all out of sekwehnce!"

Zadriel: ... You're like the Chell to my Turret.
Zadriel: I'm always locked onto you. <3


Zadriel: What do you call a bear with allergies?
Zadriel: *Waits for it* :D
Zadriel: ... A PandACHOO.


Zadriel: Why did the mummy have a cold?
Zadriel: He was put in a SarCOUGHagus. c:

Zadriel: I can pr0nz if I want to.
Zadriel: I can leave my friends behind. Zadriel: 'cause if my friends won't pr0nz, then if they don't pr0nz, then they're no friends of mine.


Zadriel: Why was the chicken so upset?
Zadriel: Because no one really gives a Cluck why he crossed the road.

ZomBIEHNsexual Pineapple: How did the Monk defeat the Leviathan?
ZomBIEHNsexual Pineapple: BY -KRAKEN- HIS KNUCKLES

Zadriel: A record and a record player are flirting.
The record says "You spin me right 'round baby."
The record player says "Oh please, I've heard this all before."
Zadriel: ('cause records can only repeat? :D? )

Zadriel: What sort of species do you find in a prison cell?
Zadriel: InDungeonous species.
Echus 8 Oct @ 8:35pm 
Ted Raimi ate my mom :(
Caduceus 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ted Raimi's Dead Eyes 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:07pm 
:papyrus:
˅ǿlȼⱥҋǿҕȗӑꝁɇ 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21am 
:p2orange:
Ted Raimi's Dead Eyes 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:52pm 
You mean Bagels and Microwaves? xD
˅ǿlȼⱥҋǿҕȗӑꝁɇ 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23am 
Angels & Airwaves