Recent reviews by NPC

10/10 感覺曾經對塔防想到的有趣點子都被這遊戲做走了

1/4 chance to see my honest review:
NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

- camera control: the true apex predator
+ banksy diss

我認為所有 metroidvania 類型遊戲都必須有陷阱減傷裝備 雖然死最多次還是火車關地洞

train >>>>> enemies

i'd rather download twilight fan porn than wasting my disk space on this

花了一周玩到主線最後一章開頭，接下來花一整周把酒店全破才回去把結局打完，白天在家工作晚上酒店打工的艱苦人生

各方面要挑剔也是有很多地方可以挑，但沒什麼玩不下去的短板：

- 劇情跟結局很不錯，尤其是真島線，結尾 credits 前後的兩段 cutscenes 真的哭爆，另外雖然反派人數眾多，但除了某個殺手以外每個都算刻畫立體不會有跑龍套過目就忘的感覺，尤其是中間有個只活了兩章的；不過有個角色我是覺得結尾洗白洗得有點硬，而且幾段過場常常必須刻意克制自己不要去想為什麼不一開始就拿槍解決
- 酒店小遊戲意外好玩，節奏壓得很剛好，Fever time 音樂很洗腦，但因為深度就那樣，打完支線劇情沒目標了之後就差不多膩了，沒什麼完全封頂的動力
- 戰鬥部分除了偶爾群架被 stunlock 在角落圍毆 (which is honestly more likely to happen when u go up against 6 armed gangsters irl) 還有有些 boss 爆氣之後對硬直免疫有點煩以外，打起來實在很爽，尤其是各式極技還有酒店全破解鎖的瘋狗風格
- 舞廳跟卡拉OK幾首歌懷舊得很到位，最愛 Friday Night 跟恋のディスコクイーン，然後邊打24小時仙杜瑞拉邊跟著唱

when u dont have enough budget to express something in full, cut it into millions pieces and scramble, them gamers will fill in the gap for u with supreme autism; someone wrote a 120-page thesis for this spaghetti plot ffs

the combat actually grew on me after getting familiar with the weird control scheme: with its tight stage design it's actually quite thrilling every time u turn a corner or enter a room. good port except for gamepad-only tutorial which made the first hour quite frustrating

stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun game with everything i wanted in a top-down shooter
based on ur rng this could be dark souls or hotline miami

killed my dad for the first time because I wanted to win
killed my dad for the 5th time because it's kinda fun
killed my dad for the 20th time because I need an item to simp a hot ASMR fury