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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.1 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 May, 2020 @ 12:04pm

A dollar. That's all this game costs. For that you get what is basically a point and click shooter. You're rooted to the spot and shoot enemies to kill them. These consists of normal enemies, armoured and heavies, taking 1, 2 and up to 20+ shots to kill. You have 4 weapons, a pistol, shotgun, grenade launcher and an assault rifle. The launcher takes out all mobs with a single shot. The game has a very distinct loop: go through 4 or 5 sections with regular mobs and then fight a boss. These are easy as they telegraph their attacks. Do this enough times and you'll reach the endgame boss which is honestly an utter joke. The thing still telegraphs its attacks but the gimmick here is you need to activate 3 switches to fire a laser to attack it. All whilst dodging its attacks. This can take less than 5 minutes. And then thats it. You've beaten the game. The first playthrough took me 20+ minutes and can unlock one of three endings, though i think the third one unlocks on the third playthrough regardless of choices made. Going through all the endings and unlocking all but two achievements (the ones involving destroying the crates and barrels) took a little over an hour.

But come on. You didn't pay a buck for all that. You paid it for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn, didn't you? Well then safe to say for a dollar its pretty good. Its animated and drawn nicely, though with no audio. Its no Sakimichichan or Shadman but its good enough. You unlock these as you go through the story and some are locked behind certain choices in the various crossroads you reach during the storyline. Honestly most of these don't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense like one happening right after an encounter with the boss, and the character saying they need to destress or some crap. But hey, you do you, lady. And you get like 18 different scenes so its pretty nice. Theres tentacles, some girl on girl, some more tentacles... There's something for everyone. Especially the 5 people out there who are into tentacles.

Recommended. Just don't expect too much from it.
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