Hey do y'all remember when Zeratul came back for auditioning in Infinity War? Because I sure as hell will remember this day as my MICROPHONE DAY

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic

don't mind me, just here to mention im a GAMUR GWRILL xD, i play, uhhhh... overwatch, fortnite and CSGO! 😂👌 flips multicolored dyed hair 🙆 equips spiked choker 🐕 buys upcoming Comic Con ticket xD did i forget to mention I watch A LOT of anime? 🇯🇵 let me name a few to prove I'm an anime addict xd ☺️: Naruto, Sword Art Online and umm... joins VRChat inaudible moaning xDDD STAHP seducing me boys‼️take me seriously i have depression like you guys 🤭👌💯 REAL ass gamer girl up in this 🅱️ 💯 😤

shut the ♥♥♥♥ u0 you washed up furry bich

You are playing 2fort, in a almost empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", you decided to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base. "I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, when suddenly a enemy pyro shows up. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got a pink Brigade Helm with small hearts. You fire a rocket. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But no, the pyro REFLECTS the rocket, killing you. In the killcam you see him do the Gas Blast taunt, and this appears in chat.

Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO

You start sweating and jump in terror as you glance at their profile picture, its a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. You try to spam your lenny bind but you cant. What remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. As everyone leaves, you are all that remains of the server. Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass. Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.

no u