I am a rainforest philanthropist, saving a 12x12 square foot reserve in the Amazon from destruction.

The Cake tastes like lemons and moon rocks.
Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park; Avatar; Van Helsing; Mortal Kombat; 007
Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda; Metroid; Mirror's Edge; Sin & Punishment; 007
Favorite Bands: Pink Floyd; Meat Loaf; Poets of the Fall; OK Go; Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; i, Robot; The Lord of the Rings; Last Dragon Chronicles; Freakonomics
Favorite Shows: The Simpsons; The Twilight Zone; Mythbusters; An Idiot Abroad; Saved by the Bell
Things That Annoy Me: "Hardcore Gamers"; people that use their mouse with their left hand; Bronies; Furries; Wangsters; people that make references without knowing the origin; PEOPLE THAT THINK I'M ALBINO!!!; people that Van Helsing is wrong to kill vampires (they do NOT sparkle); people that think they're vampires; people that think I'M a vampire; people that think Jersey Shore is entertainment; people that hate more things than they like; hypocrates; people that write something off because they can't pronounce the name; ObamaCare; EBT; Operation Moonfall; people that think The Titanic was just a movie; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4OeBgI8kw; when the Jehova's Witnesses come to my house when I'm alone and they can see me playing GoldenEye through the window so I can't pretend I'm not home; people who think that because I have nice things I'm automatically some spoiled jerk (I'm not); when teachers tell you to write about how good an idea something you disagree with is; when every teacher says "Your other teachers will give you little homework tonight, so here's extra," and you stay up to midnight trying to finish your essay on why EBT is a good idea; when Portal 2 works fine for a month and now crashes after only six minutes; When Mirror's Edge works fine for the first four months but doesn't start up anymore; when your friends send you 856453456 messages because your Steam is online while your at school

*NOTE*
For some unexplained reason, the chat system on Steam does not work in any of the Prince of Persia games. If you message me while I'm playing one, I will hear the noise, but I can't see the message or even open the Steam menu.