Hey man, I just saw a gaggle of goons outside your house. They said they were looking for your lips, because they really had a hankering to kiss them. I told them to back off but it seems like it only got them more riled up man. They each had a locket with your lips in them... Look, I know it's none of my business but after attempting to pry them off your door frame, they turned on me instead, ripping my clothes off! Tried to kiss me up and down, real sick stuff. Real sick and twisted evil guys. Tried to put a picture of me in the locket man. I hope you're ok

So you're going by "Fridge" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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