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Every species of animal and what their semen tastes like

Let’s just jump into this.

For starters: Each animal I have probably tasted around 10-20 times to verify the taste.

Human – You probably know this one. Salty but can be very sweet when eating pineapples.

Apes – Slightly salty but very bitter. Tastes nutty.

Gorilla – Bitter with a hint of nutmeg.

Dogs – Tastes like steak and ranch mixed together but very salty.

Wolves – Similar to dogs but less salty.

Cats – Metallic, similar to blood.

Big Cats – Tastes like pure pain.

Reptiles – Tastes very crunchy due to the shedded skin cells. Disgusting, really.

Snakes – Slimy. Is that a taste?

Birds – Feces.

Peacocks – Feces but salty.

Fish – I couldn’t get a good taste any time i tried. What I could make out was it tasted like tuna, ironicly enough.

Octopi – Spicy due to the venom in them. Odd.

Whales – Sushi.

Squid – Imitation crab meat.

Turtle – Plastic.

Polar Bear – Snowcones.

Mice – Off-topic but they made a really good bukakke. Tasted minty.

Rats – Toothpaste.

Other Rodents – Sorta minty but less than mice and rats.

Insect – You really think i’d be able to taste insect ♥♥♥ with their 2 piddly toots of ♥♥♥?

Pandas – Tastes like extinction.

Horse – BY FAR The best tasting semen on this planet. If being accompanied by a massive schlong wasn’t enough of a selling point. Tastes delicious, like pure bliss.

Cow – Milk.

Rhino – Rubber.

Elephant – Stone.

If i missed any let me know and i’ll update

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