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Let’s just jump into this.
For starters: Each animal I have probably tasted around 10-20 times to verify the taste.
Human – You probably know this one. Salty but can be very sweet when eating pineapples.
Apes – Slightly salty but very bitter. Tastes nutty.
Gorilla – Bitter with a hint of nutmeg.
Dogs – Tastes like steak and ranch mixed together but very salty.
Wolves – Similar to dogs but less salty.
Cats – Metallic, similar to blood.
Big Cats – Tastes like pure pain.
Reptiles – Tastes very crunchy due to the shedded skin cells. Disgusting, really.
Snakes – Slimy. Is that a taste?
Birds – Feces.
Peacocks – Feces but salty.
Fish – I couldn’t get a good taste any time i tried. What I could make out was it tasted like tuna, ironicly enough.
Octopi – Spicy due to the venom in them. Odd.
Squid – Imitation crab meat.
Turtle – Plastic.
Polar Bear – Snowcones.
Mice – Off-topic but they made a really good bukakke. Tasted minty.
Rats – Toothpaste.
Other Rodents – Sorta minty but less than mice and rats.
Insect – You really think i’d be able to taste insect ♥♥♥ with their 2 piddly toots of ♥♥♥?
Pandas – Tastes like extinction.
Horse – BY FAR The best tasting semen on this planet. If being accompanied by a massive schlong wasn’t enough of a selling point. Tastes delicious, like pure bliss.
Cow – Milk.
Rhino – Rubber.
Elephant – Stone.
If i missed any let me know and i’ll update