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Recent reviews by =(SDE)=xXBallenAndCantGetUpXx

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8.9 hrs on record
i will kill again
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,204.3 hrs on record (2,636.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
my body hurts and i want more
Posted 28 May, 2024. Last edited 2 June, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
picked up because i heard coco was a grappler and then i found her otg

it's rancid
Posted 3 July, 2023. Last edited 3 July, 2023.
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744.9 hrs on record (424.8 hrs at review time)
yea its pretty ok
Posted 25 May, 2023.
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534.3 hrs on record (100.2 hrs at review time)
calamity
Posted 24 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
339.8 hrs on record (331.6 hrs at review time)
hilariously easy to mod

6/10
Posted 4 July, 2020.
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5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
So I played the game for like an hour.

And then I literally, actually for real got a trojan the next morning.

Not sure if they're corelated, though.

Still, I'm suspicious of this game.



Also this game looks low-effort as hell.
Posted 9 October, 2019.
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9.9 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
been playing for like 2 hours and this is my impression so far
i still think this game is passable since it's early access but its kind of goofy in some cases. not quite enough for me to wanna spend money on, but i still enjoy it to some extent

pros:
- combat is absolutely beautiful and stringing combos together feels awesome and rewarding
- customization is pretty good
- UI looks smooth
- game is visually/aesthetically pleasing

cons:
- bad english voice-acting
- only 4 different weapons (i think there's a 5th one coming?)
- storytelling and pacing is mad goofy
- how the hell do i block
- break system is really hard for me to adjust to.
Posted 10 June, 2019. Last edited 10 June, 2019.
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6.3 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ this game
Posted 12 November, 2017. Last edited 16 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
332.4 hrs on record (328.7 hrs at review time)
i get you guys need money to keep the servers running and would rather us just pay for stuff, but holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, grinding for orbs makes washing the dishes that are piling up in my sink seem like a more fun alternative to playing this game.

believe me when i'd say that if i could, i'd *gladly* drop like $4.99 for some extra energy, just because i respect this game so much. hell, i was still playing around the time the game first publicly released. i *loved* this game. but, since i have no money, i just kind of have to suffer through playing the same mission 20 times to get a single orb of alchemy, i guess. cool.

please
Posted 27 October, 2017. Last edited 13 July, 2020.
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