🐿️🌮 BEAVERITO BANDITO 🔫💀
GNAW FAST, CHOMP HARD, ASK NO QUESTIONS.

I was born in the trenches of the 🌯 tortilla underworld, raised by a pack of rogue beavers who survived off black-market 🧀 queso and stolen 🌶️ fajitas. One day, the Guacamole Syndicate 🥑💀 tried to flood our dam with radioactive nacho cheese, and that’s when I knew… I had to become worse than the system.

I now operate the most feared 🌯 burrito smuggling ring in the western hemisphere. My enchiladas are laced with crime. My tamales are contraband. My burritos are legally classified as biological weapons. ☢️🌯

🔥 CRIMINAL RECORD 🔥
🦷 First-degree Gnawing (with intent to dismantle)
🌽 Tamale Trafficking 🚛 Across Borders
🔫 Possession of an Unregistered 🧀 Quesadilla Launcher
🥑 Grand Theft Guac 💰
🏴‍☠️ Armed and Tamale-gerous 🌯

I don’t play the game. I chew through it. 😈🦷

If you see me in CS2, don’t run. I already chewed through your cover.