True story

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I served in the war with this gal. As we were taking an enemy garrison I took a stray bullet through my neck, She then took her One of a kind 16" toothless (from how to train your dragon) dildo and stabbed it into the Spurting wound in my neck. She 100% saved my life that day while +Gherkin did nothing. Not the type of woman who would spread baseless accusations of Larceny is what im getting at.

Also you're very pretty <3 (heart emoticon)

actually yeah you're pretty cool and i like you a decent amount and i find you more than tolerable, in fact I may just find you profoundly splendid!!!! You're partially and rad and more than a little bit awesome. So yeag.

your betifuol

I hung out with this gal for an afternoon and absolutely whooped her in tf2 and halo, and as retaliation for my rampant success, she accused me of larceny in reference to the disappearance of her 16" toothless (from how to train your dragon) dildo. [You can infer where it actually is currently]