she has more gamer score than me. she has more steam achivements than me. i am nothing

True story

vvv

I served in the war with this gal. As we were taking an enemy garrison I took a stray bullet through my neck, She then took her One of a kind 16" toothless (from how to train your dragon) dildo and stabbed it into the Spurting wound in my neck. She 100% saved my life that day while +Gherkin did nothing. Not the type of woman who would spread baseless accusations of Larceny is what im getting at.

Also you're very pretty <3 (heart emoticon)

actually yeah you're pretty cool and i like you a decent amount and i find you more than tolerable, in fact I may just find you profoundly splendid!!!! You're partially and rad and more than a little bit awesome. So yeag.

your betifuol