Assblaster the Master Disaster
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
About Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
⛺Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!


⛺-No Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, Idiots ( No i will not jack you off for a Dragon Lore)
⛺-No random group invites ( like ♥♥♥♥ off with the anime groups)
⛺-No private profiles ( I aint no getting dedosseeddd today)
⛺-Don't ask me stupid questions, I am not Gabe, I can't solve every problem on here.
⛺-Don't send me links, I don't care if you say it is harmless, already get enough blue screens
⛺-Most important rule, please for the love of ♥♥♥♥, don't send me random game invites. like i dont want to play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrerria server that your dad made!!

Any of these actions will result in me removing you. Dont be a ♥♥♥♥ muncher I am only on here to play games, Not to fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer related problems If I remove you, I apologize, but get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont give a giant ♥♥♥♥ if your upset. Re add me if you want. dont care

⛺Status
In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)
Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)
Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"
Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To Anime
Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)
Offline: Probaly havnt payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill

⛺My Sexy Computer Specs Jessica, this computer is such a beast, I can run images of Skyrim 1 Frame Per 5 years easy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

⛺Cpu: Intel Core i7 4770k
⛺Gpu: Asus r7 370 2GB
⛺Ram: Corsair 16GB Kit (2x8GB) 2666 Mhz
⛺Motherboard: Rog Crosshair Extreme IV
⛺Case Corsair 950D
⛺Cooling: Hard Piped Watercooling + Black ice genesis 240GTX
⛺Storage: 128gb SSD + 2Tb WD black + 1Tb WD blue
⛺Wireless adaper: ASUS PCE-AC88
⛺OS: Arch Linux Gnome 3 + Windows 10 Pro
⛺Surround Sound: Logitech Z333 2.1 Speaker System
⛺Monitor: BenQ Zowie XL2411 24in 144Hz + Acer CB280HK 4k
⛺Keyboard: Anne Pro Mx
⛺Mouse: Logitech g502
⛺Mousepad: Pc master race extended mouse mat

If i dont like you dont take it personally
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Hard Member 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
Hola, soy Hard del club de los pitos chiquitos. Siento contestarte tan tarde, acabo de terminar de revisar tu solicitud y la información que enviaste, pero lamento decirte que no creo que pueda dejarte entrar en el grupo, por lo que estoy viendo, tu pito está... enorme. Quiero decir, la pura circunferencia y jugosidad por sí sola es ridícula. Parece como si alguien hubiera pegado un antebrazo a la parte inferior de tu torso. Probablemente podrías pararte en él como un trípode, y eso sin mencionar lo gordos que son tus huevos. Pero... parece que vas a tener que llevarte ese enorme ~porongón~ a otra parte.
T1 FG 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am 
:machine_lifeform: :machine_lifeform:
Justice-Dono 5 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31pm 
If sex is so good, where is sex 2?
deadiez <3 qargo 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:45pm 
best trickster in EU, beware.
Vampire Bitch 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:05pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳😱😳 Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000 iq moves in their videos...YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜?!? such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!1!💰🤑😜
Masshiro 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm 
idk walt