Assblaster the Master Disaster
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
About Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
⛺Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!


⛺-No Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, Idiots ( No i will not jack you off for a Dragon Lore)
⛺-No random group invites ( like ♥♥♥♥ off with the anime groups)
⛺-No private profiles ( I aint no getting dedosseeddd today)
⛺-Don't ask me stupid questions, I am not Gabe, I can't solve every problem on here.
⛺-Don't send me links, I don't care if you say it is harmless, already get enough blue screens
⛺-Most important rule, please for the love of ♥♥♥♥, don't send me random game invites. like i dont want to play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrerria server that your dad made!!

Any of these actions will result in me removing you. Dont be a ♥♥♥♥ muncher I am only on here to play games, Not to fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer related problems If I remove you, I apologize, but get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont give a giant ♥♥♥♥ if your upset. Re add me if you want. dont care

⛺Status
In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)
Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)
Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"
Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To Anime
Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)
Offline: Probaly havnt payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill

⛺My Sexy Computer Specs Jessica, this computer is such a beast, I can run images of Skyrim 1 Frame Per 5 years easy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

⛺Cpu: Intel Core i7 4770k
⛺Gpu: Asus r7 370 2GB
⛺Ram: Corsair 16GB Kit (2x8GB) 2666 Mhz
⛺Motherboard: Rog Crosshair Extreme IV
⛺Case Corsair 950D
⛺Cooling: Hard Piped Watercooling + Black ice genesis 240GTX
⛺Storage: 128gb SSD + 2Tb WD black + 1Tb WD blue
⛺Wireless adaper: ASUS PCE-AC88
⛺OS: Arch Linux Gnome 3 + Windows 10 Pro
⛺Surround Sound: Logitech Z333 2.1 Speaker System
⛺Monitor: BenQ Zowie XL2411 24in 144Hz + Acer CB280HK 4k
⛺Keyboard: Anne Pro Mx
⛺Mouse: Logitech g502
⛺Mousepad: Pc master race extended mouse mat

If i dont like you dont take it personally
ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ
Zurzeit im Spiel
Metaphor: ReFantazio
Kürzliche Aktivitäten
46 Std. insgesamt
Zurzeit im Spiel
Errungenschaften   16 von 44
96 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 3. Nov.
Errungenschaften   26 von 44
5,9 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 3. Nov.
Hard Member 6. Sep. 2023 um 15:36 
Hola, soy Hard del club de los pitos chiquitos. Siento contestarte tan tarde, acabo de terminar de revisar tu solicitud y la información que enviaste, pero lamento decirte que no creo que pueda dejarte entrar en el grupo, por lo que estoy viendo, tu pito está... enorme. Quiero decir, la pura circunferencia y jugosidad por sí sola es ridícula. Parece como si alguien hubiera pegado un antebrazo a la parte inferior de tu torso. Probablemente podrías pararte en él como un trípode, y eso sin mencionar lo gordos que son tus huevos. Pero... parece que vas a tener que llevarte ese enorme ~porongón~ a otra parte.
T1 FG 4. Apr. 2023 um 0:43 
:machine_lifeform: :machine_lifeform:
Justice-Dono 5. Sep. 2022 um 18:31 
If sex is so good, where is sex 2?
deadiez <3 qargo 4. Sep. 2022 um 18:45 
best trickster in EU, beware.
Vampire Bitch 7. März 2022 um 14:05 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳😱😳 Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000 iq moves in their videos...YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜?!? such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!1!💰🤑😜
Masshiro 27. Sep. 2021 um 20:59 
idk walt