PLEAASEEEEE BEAT MY ASSS PLEAAASE

I 👥 don't 🚫 like 😄💂🏼🎷 how you 👉🏻🧑🏻 are talking 🗣👄 to my egirl 💀🖤. Did you 👉 know ‼🤔 she's 👩 the most beautiful 🌄 elegant 💅 female 🚺👩 ever 😠. Id 🙏 do anything 😯 for her 👩. No ☝🚫 I'm 😼👌💥 not a white 🏳💅🏼 knight ⚔ or some "Simp 🤑", I 👁 respect 😰💯 all 💯 women 👩🏿 and I ℹ👁👈 worship 🙏 women 👩🏽. We as straight 💑 white ⚪ males 👦 have oppressed 🙍🏻❌ them, I 👁 donate 💸 to her 👸🏼 patreon 💲💰 every 💯🔄 month 📆 for 50 👌$ and what are you 👈 doing???? bullying 😡 her 👩 online 💻💦, hah 😂. Pathetic 😂. Now listen 👂 here *bud 🍻*, you 😩😭👈🏻 better 👍 say 💬👱🏿💦 sorry 🙇😔 to my egirl 👩 or you're gonna 🔥 get 🔟 banned 🚫 from her 👩 server 💁 as I'm 💘 an **ADMIN 😮**. This is your 👉 only warning ‼⚠.

wait, wait, wait... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling".

just put the fries in the bag dude...

wat do u want

Do it squirt? Squirtistics?