One time I was walking and two cars crashed nearby and a 3/4 inch thick metal rod flew out and went straight through the my temple and out the other side of my head, spraying about a quarter of my skull out onto the street. It must have destroyed a nerve center or something ( idk much about brains) because I barely felt anything as I calmly walked to the nearest hospital about half a mile away, keeping my head tilted to one side so that what remained of my brain didn’t fall right out of the gaping hole in my head (this was after I painstakingly picked up all the pieces of my skull that came out so that I could keep them as a memento). The doctors replaced the giant hole in my skull with a metal plate, and I’m fine now except whehrf fushskdh;)4tuhfrusbbbbbnbbd shdjdndd

-Rep After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

yes, together, we shall be small

if we are small, we small together

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