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Posted: 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

Early Access Review
This game has been a bitter disappointment and frustrating experience on par with any other games that I am pissed off about, Yeah the physics are great and the cars get realistic damage but just because the games called a sim that doesn't mean that the handling of vehicles should also be, completely realistic, RIGHT?

YOU FOOLS, HOW CAN PEOPLE CALL THIS GAME GOOD, YOU CANT DRIVE DOWN A STRAIGHT ROAD WITHOUT LOSING CONTROL AND CRASHING.

The large element of gamer who play simulation games are the worst kind of idiot, the idiots who think that there mathematically minded brains, there heads containing computer software ability that's far in front of my owe ability, is the only kind of mental ability worth a damn and they arrogantly buy into the idea that there geniuses above everyone else, just because your family paid for you education dose not make you intelligent, wealthy people are the biggest dopes, look at that Trump, he asked why we can't kill the COVID virus by shining the sun's light inside us or drinking bleach.

If you would love a fun car game then definitely don't even consider this joke made by university professors who find every computing language terribly fascinating, there the sort of man who spends hours creating a character in a game and then moving on to learn the next games menu system without ever playing the games central purpose.

The guys who brang us BeamNFI CANT DRIVE obviously doesn't play the game that his making.

The worlds being choked to death with these bloody right brain thinking twits.

(DEV@BeamNFIcrashdrive)

If just one person had any sense to look at the big picture and remember that this company is making a game, a video game, and no longer just a simulation to have computers tell some engineers that there cars are unsafe or whatever.

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ WOULD YOU MAKE THE HANDLING ACCURATE? DO YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF STEERING AND CONTROLS FOR THIS SIM?

Microsoft flight sim does the same thing with the same excuse, "Oh, no you can't control the plans unless you get the $15000.00 simulation of a real commercial flight dec / ♥♥♥♥ pit, ♥♥♥♥♥, WANKERS

Go ahead and buy a game called TearDown and drive the cars in that game, Amazing, now that's physics done right for play made into a VIDEO GAME, this BeamNG, dumb stupid name by the way, yeah named after the beam you run your equations off, those maths codes and crap like that get you guys hard I bet but your all worse then the beer swilling gits who watch football, at least they don't consider themselves more intelligent than others because of the meta data that you have memorised in uni, that information is pointless to a calculator who didn't even think "HOW THE HELL WILL PEOPLE CONTROL THIS MESSY GAME ON A KEYBOARD?"

This games in early Access, it's been there for a good long while, long enough for them to change the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ default ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars handling or the key binds, but that isn't realistic?

Of course not, you can't expect creativity from egg headed automatons, or from the troglodyte morons who like the drift, (FAKE RACING) and rock'n'roll wrestling.

Us humans are playing a video game on a 2-D monitor, with no car controls around us, do you compute what I'm saying?

BeamNFI "Non sequitur, does not compute error, error,,,,Simulation is not game, game is simulation, NON SEQUITUR"

All those positive reviews, You stupid drifting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "OH DO A BURN OUT, WHOOO SMOKE IS COMING FROM THE TYRES"

I wish someone had said don't buy this if you want to actually race, you can fool around 4WD or just learning the exiting menu system that gets robo ♥♥♥♥♥ hard.

If your dribbling on yourself while reading this text then you may like the drifting, drift, like on the ocean, but instead in a car park, making smoke, pollution and a lot of tyres scream and yokels too, "HA HA HA HA THE SOUNDS LOUD HA HA" the only way I would still of liked parts of this game, would of been if I could run over those bloody drifting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who hang around my area late at night and do cool burn outs, YAY, the great SKILL IN holding the brake while flooring the GO peddle.
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76561199768893775 4 Sep @ 6:17pm 
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