Recent reviews by ONLY WITH A PASSPORT

♥♥♥♥'s good.

♥♥♥♥'s good

Hay friendly fire. Que eso no te detenga.

Doom en pedo

Game overpriced its skins and now they are worth less than jack's ♥♥♥♥ since Phantomlord scammed his way to famine ♥♥♥♥ went down quicker than Bitcoins value

52/89 would recommend

Lagged like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, not even Ubisoft had the balls to make such an unoptimized game since Assassin's Creed release. Fps were lower than my standards when downloading this game to kill some time.

HOWEVER, had some fun. Game is diverse and skill trees are cool and all that ♥♥♥♥ you already read about. 10/10 got jumped on by a group of crabs at lvl 1, grinded to lvl 90, got jumped on by a group of crabs of a different colour.

Would recommend.

Stopped a battle against a dragon to chug down 82 wheels of cheese just to get arrested for killing a chicken right after 10/10™ would play again as a professional thief with a cat head that can shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire blasts from his hands but will get called out for shouting in a farm.

Also succesfully pickpocketed a 100 pound metal bar from some guy but got chased around the town for grabbing my own tomato from the ground 69/69™.

Historically accurate ♥♥♥♥, entertaining as ♥♥♥♥ and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bullet-time. What's not to like?

This is the perfect game to play if you've fallen in a bottomless pit of despair. Just pure braindead literal single-button gameplay; you don't even have to think in order to play this, just wait for the grey button to turn orange, click on it, watch little number go big whoa, wash rinse repeat.

10/10, 107 hours of gameplay as of typing this would and will play 107 more.

If you can't afford DayZ, get this.

If you can't afford Rust, get this.

If you're smart enough to know that H1Z1 is complete and utter ♥♥♥♥, you'll definitely get this instead.

Despite popular voice-to-voice opinion, this has nothing to do with such games as Minecraft, graphics may seem similar at first, but you'll end up noticing that this is way superior to that blocky ♥♥♥♥ game.

Community is...ok. You'll encounter thousands of cool people whom you'll be able to work together with, share items, help eachother. But then, you'll also encounter kiddos and immature ♥♥♥♥♥ whom will KoS, but that's not really a problem since item drop is good and re-starting at spawn is quite easy. Don't get frustrated if you get killed a couple times at first.



Plus headshotting a boy who's begging for his life on mic is the best feeling 10/10