I am Pookie the Cat but also go by; Pookster, Pookie, Pookwyn, Pook, (the) Pooktator, Pookposter, Pooksecutor, PookiOS, PuWukie (stop), Pooker and whatever else people make up for me. All you need to know about me picking this name is that it is NOT because I am a furry, because I am not. Speaking of names though I don't change my name on Steam that much, rarely for Team Fortress 2 but don't play that a lot anymore.

Like I mentioned before, my profile picture changes every now and then, always cat themed in one way or another however.

I am a Lieutenant-Colonel of the Highlander Guard on Holdfast, so if you want help or a contact person within them I can help with that.

Regarding trades; I am not much of the vivid trader I used to be but if you are interested in one of my items you can always make an offer,
just don't ask for free items and pay with any item that I have actual use for, so no items for games I don't even own.

Regarding family plans; Get lost, I am not your dad. Get a job and buy your own games.
Because what better way to showcase oneself than by the words of others? because that is clearly a good idea with my current crop of friends and/or idiots...

"While he is a craven it is quite funny to see his ambition shatter because of the incompetence of others."
- Whitefrost

"He likes calling people fat and he never runs out of synonyms for that :( " - Skrappy

"The Pooktator reigns supreme from his throne of lies and deceit" - Zocker745

"Best bio" - Sabotage

"He's either eating soup or yogurt and most famously known for the name of pUwUkie"
- Welsh Samuel

"pookie is one of the "good ones"" - Connor

"Cherish any time he accepts to play with you, you never know when he'll give you another chance" - Fabio

"uwu" - Van Dunks

List is by no means finished so if you think you are entitled to a place here just DM me and then I'll tell you to frick off or something.