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*NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP) is an epic revolutionary title that will change the way gamers view the gaming industry. This will be a spoiler free review as it is best to experience a spoiler-free playthrough.

Graphics:
With the rise of RTX raytracing as seen in popular titles such as Cyberbug 2077, Minecraft, and Quake, gamers are experiencing what is deemed to be the holy grail of video game graphics. However, this may no longer seem the case once this absolutely stunning game hits mainstream. The lighting in this game is superb, even making RTX raytracing seem subpar! It's an absolutely epic feat from the developer, Mr. Chris Shanaz. In addition, the textures, and overall the graphics, make you FEEL like you are bhopping in the IRL.

Performance:
With the top of the line graphical fidelity comes with the concern of whether or not this game will perform at least decently. Well wipe those concerns away! This game is able to run at an FPS upwards to number 7777. Even though this is a very impressive number, the human eye is incapable of seeing past 60 FPS. However, this is still extremely valuable knowledge for PC gamers that have low end rigs. This means even if you have an Intel Core Processor, you will still be able to run this game at very high frame rates.

Gameplay:
With the critique of the graphics and performance out of the way, it is time to talk about one of the most important aspects of a game. That is of course, the GAMEplay. This is of utmost importance in determining whether or not a game is good. If you are unfamiliar with what the term "bhop" is, here is the definition (courtesy of Urban Dictionary):

"Bunny Hop
(found in Half-Life games such as Team Fortress Classic and Counter-Strike)
A skilled jump technique that enables the player who uses it to
- move about 150% of their normal running speed
- achieve greater jumping distances (about 150%)
- be more unpredictable in his/her movement
Bunny Hopping is totally legitimate, though some look down upon it and prevent it in their servers."

The entire gameplay loop revolves around this jumping technique, allow gamers to practice and master the technique for professional use in games such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, an award winning game developed and published by Counter-Strike. This may make the game seem like a very niche choice for gamers who are interested in practicing bunny hopping, but I assure you, this is a very fun technique to try and learn. This creates an addictive experience and gameplay loop that will answer your life-long question of why you're sitting on your ass (apologies for the use of vulgar language, I am Christian but I need to emphasize my point) and wasting your time playing video games. One more thing to note is that ANYONE can play and enjoy this game! It's open to a wide variety of audiences, no matter the race, sexuality, gender, height, age, or name. Except weeaboos. People who put anime on their Steam profiles and act like having a fictional character as your "wife" is normal is utmost blasphemy and disgusting. Sorry, went off on a tangent.

Soundtrack:
A final category I will be covering in this review is the soundtrack. I truly believe in the sentiment that a game is not complete with a proper soundtrack. Although *NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP) only has one song, PeePee PooPoo by Drake, it makes up for it to being a pogger and epic banger. The exaggerated swagger from the lines, "pee pee poo poo", is enough to make a grown man cry like the black cop dude from It's Raining Meatballs. It's a song that is powerful enough to make you want to carry it with you no matter where you go, whether it be the shower, the toilet, the local Costco, or your funeral. This song has single handedly saved my marriage. It gave me meaning to life and gave me a reason to keep living. Thank you Drake, from the deepest depths of my G-Fueled heart.

Conclusion:
*NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP) is a must play that will truly make you POG CHAMP. With it's top of line graphics, additive gameplay, and buttery smooth gameplay experience, this game deserves to bare the final rating of 10/10. Outstanding work coming from Mr. Chris Shanaz. I expect many more great things to come from him.

Pretty fun game but too bad the game freezes all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time like it's the Ice Age

Please read this through before you start reading the negative reviews and hate on this package. This is a quite a generous package because of the set and stone monetization this game has.

Ironsight has something called a mailbox and usually most rewards you earn are sent there. Each item in the mailbox is claimable any time within a time limit. When you get this freemium package, it is sent to you as the whole package. It lasts many years until it expires. When you use the package you'll open it's contents and in the mailbox each item in the package will be available for use anytime within x amount of days (apologies I forgot the expiration on the individual items). All of the items last 7 days, which is quite a is quite a lot of time. You might be busy with school or work and whatnot but that 7 days was enough for me to take advantage of this package, which I will discuss later. Note that you get the laser sight, sniper scope, and monitoring sight, PERMANENTLY so you can freely slap those attachments on the guns you want! You can also skip grinding levels for those guns in order to use those attachments. Moving on, these guns are all very good weapons. With the premium skins you are given comes a nice 30% gun xp boost and -30% repair cost (repair cost is redundant since this weapon is temporary therefore not repairable). So take each gun out for a spin and whichever you want to focus on the most you have that XP boost to help you grind XP levels so when you actually purchase the base gun you get access the attachments that the gun levels unlock. That is pretty awesome. Leveling up weapons can be sort of a grind but with this, you can quickly speed it up and get immediate access to some sweet weapons early on. And don't worry about affording these guns. Each primary costs 20k GP (your basic common ingame currency) and this freemium package comes with level rewards. You will earn thousands of GP in no time by simply leveling up. I've reached 150k+ GP by just leveling up. Check out this post News Post that shows the level up rewards from this package in detail. This is very generous. Although most of these items are temporary, they can grant you a great boost in progression and in no time, you'll be able to buy the guns you like! Even though they won't have the skin. I also want to talk about the nades. They also last 7 days and it may seem like a bummer that they aren't permanent, however, the nades (excluding the default ones) are all temporary meaning if you want to buy something like a sticky nade you can only rent it for 7 days or one day, so complaining about these nades being temporary is a bit redundant. Remember, the weapons being given to you have premium skins on them, so these skins normally cost some money. Getting them permanently for free will unfortunately just be something we can dream about.

If you still have questions about this package, feel free to ask. That's all, have fun in Ironsight!

that cool moment when you kill the floors in killing floor 2 idk never played

First paragraph for Halo newcomers. Second for Halo veterans. TL;DRs at the end of both.

1) If you are new to the Halo series, this is definitely a bang for your buck. Just $40 for six amazing Halo games. No reason not to buy this game. GET IT. Campaigns are great. Multiplayer is great. Even making Halo videos is great because all of your ingame moments are captured and temporarily stored. Yes, there are a decent amount of frustrating bugs and missing features (like a SERVER BROWSER out of all things!). We're dealing with 343 Industries here anyways. This development studio is notoriously bad at developing games that feel Halo. But do not let it stop you from having fun and enjoying these just god d*mn amazing games. Thanks for reading!

tl:dr Definitely worth the price. Halo is an amazing franchise and all the games are great. Bugs here and there, some content missing, but it shouldn't steer you away from this game.

2) If you are a Halo veteran, looking to relive your nights on the couch with your buddies, then feel free to pick this game again for one last rodeo. The problem with Halo MCC is that it leaves a lot to be desired. It's almost the same experience you had years ago on the Xbone 360 and OG Xbox (but if you go from controller to mouse and keyboard the experience can definitely be made fresher). If you knew about ElDewrito's fanmade reboot of Halo 3 called Halo Online, I'm sure you would know that it was super popular and largely enjoyed. Not because it's Halo, but because it had so many new features and customization options. It was Halo 3 but expanded largely upon. This expansion of content is what Halo MCC needs. Remember Forge? Sh*t dawg it's the same exact thing as it was YEARS ago. I mean yeah, there's a what, a few extra props and vehicles? Okay but how about Halo Online? I want to see what happens when I cram an Elephant into Guardian! Sure, there's cool skins that you can earn and unlock. But gives us new weapons (Halo Online had tons of modded weapons that spiced things up), new maps (Halo Online also added a ton of new maps), a Steam workshop so we can mod Halo, an expanded and better forge to making map building so much easier and better. Give us Halo, but so much better than ever. Maybe it's too much to ask for. After all, 343 Industries are also working on the highly anticipated Halo Infinite. But man, this game has so much potential to be more. Moving on, Reach customization is back and easier than ever! A simple battlepass system (which you don't have to pay for at all!) that you progress by leveling up and doing challenges. And yes, this game has a leveling system. Amazing right? Multiple tiers, and a sick level badge to show off your dedication. To end it off, your decision to purchase Halo MCC will probably depend on whether or not you want to experience Halo in almost the same way as it was years ago. Thanks for reading!

tl;dr Great for reliving nostalgia and simply playing Halo like it was years ago. However, there may be lots of extra content to be desired such as new weapons, new maps, Steam workshop, new forge features, etc. Frustrating bugs and missing content may confront you. There are sometimes new stuff like skins, or cosmetics, but nothing big. Earning cosmetics is simple and easy through a nonpremium battlepass system that you can progress by leveling up or doing challenges.

This game, is what a remake is all about. Black Mesa completely overhauls Valve's Half-Life 1. The Black Mesa facility is made even better than what it already was. The Xen world got a complete makeover, transforming from a sh**ty lazily made world to a very beautiful and full of life world. If you're a fan of the Half-Life franchise, especially Half-Life 1, definitely give this game a go (even if you aren't, this is definitely a great singleplayer game nontheless!). Crowbar Collective did an absolute outstanding job with this game and the ratings show. A normal playthrough should take you 13-15 hours or so.

My big brother found out about this purchase and sent me numerous PepeSuspicious emotes to me on Discord. 10/10 would buy another game like this (no I wouldn't)

Okay, the review part: This is definitely worth the extremely cheap if you're looking for achievements you could use to make your profile stick out more. Thousands of achievements each containing a single character (letter/number/symbol) with a multiple colored backgrounds. If you get the game when it's on sale you essentially get most of your money back by selling the game's trading cards. You don't have to play the game at all to get the achievements as you're essentially just handed out them all at once. I recommend IdleMaster to play the game for you if you want the trading cards. This game's intended purpose is completely overshadowed by it's free achievements lol.

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