you are gay

I don't use a bidet. I don't wipe. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.

BE AT THE BIG WOODEN TABLE IN 10 MINS TALKIN BOUT PROJECTORS #agile2013

One Talmudic legend describes a man named Eleazar ben Durdia, who decided to visit every prostitute in the world. One time, he crossed seven rivers to hire a prostitute with a sterling reputation. During their proceedings, she farted, and then remarked how far her client had strayed from his religion. “Just like this fart will never return to its place,” she said, “so too Eleazar ben Durdia will never be able to return to God.”