phoinks!
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"You know what I can put down? BIRDS"
"rocks in my ♥♥♥♥♥" "i think you'll find that's called kidney stones"
"no.. look how big.. that's not a fry!"
"rocks in your.. m10 gun motor carriage" "i think that's called carburetor failure"
"trez amusent" "trez a-muselk"
"ah, it's that bean! he's put me in the bushes!"
"he'll have you for chunks"
"go go gadget..." "steve!"
"grapich desinghers"
"i didn't know cats had eyes"
"what to drink some cocain"
"... bronk"
"Stormtrooper? More like Darth Vader in a wig !"
"he doesn't need a bodyguard when he has a north face puffa, a skin fade and a pack of marlboro golds"
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I pump hour after hour into this game, for no gratifying outcome. It drains my soul and it hurts me to continue playing, but I cannot leave. All I want is another one tap with the MP5, or another alpha pack for the faint glimmer of hope of a black ice. The game is devastatingly broken beyond all repair and saving, but still I continue to return. God help me; I am forsaken.
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Ozempic Hampster 10 Thg09, 2023 @ 5:35am 
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
phoinks! 14 Thg01, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
HERE HE COMES. :cozypoesad:
phoinks! 14 Thg01, 2020 @ 4:55pm 
Here he comes.

DEATH.
Dickie Old Chum 14 Thg01, 2020 @ 4:55pm 
You are a monster !:SadSkyhammer:
phoinks! 14 Thg01, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
Death is on the way.