O' HARK THEE AND LET THEE SUCCUMB TO THE VAPID REACH OF THE KRAKEN! Some, among many more words I did utter promptly after the genesis of the hacking method known to those educated men as "Spinbotting" in a previously gentlemanly match of Inferno. On such a day as this, with low cloud and a general flavour of salt and blooming daffodils in the air, I find myself vivaciously torn from good graces, down into the of a longing melancholy.

As I circumnavigate my chambers, pacing about through agitation and the thorough injection of adrenaline through my veins, I find myself feeling unable to recommend this video game to those but dullards and folk of simple nature. Any intellectuals, scholars and thespians alike like myself will find themselves subjected to the experience the same range of emotions that I had the displeasure of exploring.

Now, I must resign, the time approaches that I will conclude this pertinent review. I find myself contemplating the eventual boycotting of this product for the melancholy experienced cuts as a thousand knives.

From henceforth we abide,
Jethero Tull
10/03/2024