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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.6 hrs on record
Posted: 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00pm

BLechk Capcom, WTF?!?!

Hello Resident Evil Fan!

In case someone is considering purchasing this one on the Halloween sale, or some other sale in the future, I am here to warn you!

Buy RE2 Remake instead! Go play RE7. Rethink your purchase. Go watch a video hating on this before you click that buy button! Make sure you know what you're getting into.

I purchased it for the price of 7.50, (would have been 10 but I owned the other products in the bundle) and I still felt the need to refund the purchase. This is just THAT bad of a game. If you must have it for mental illness reasons, make sure and get it on sale. Do not listen to the people cope about it not being so bad of a game really, yes it is! And I hear it is SHORT too, WAY TOO SHORT!

If you like cutscenes and QTE, with levels that don't flow well or even suggest to the player where to go by design, then you will love this piece of ♥♥♥♥. They had to write "HERE" in big yellow letters somewhere bc otherwise the player would have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea.

I about lost it trying to give this monstrosity a chance. This game has no idea what it wants to do. It's the B product, a bad sequel, and it shows immediately. Just leave it at that. Abandon it like most the fanbase has that has played it, or skip over it like most of the fanbase has that has not.

Game sucks. There are so many ways that it sucks, but I have read the writing on the wall and decided to bail and refund.

Honestly, the product seems scammy to me in general, if I were to watch all the cutscenes, well shoot, I'd be pushing the 2 hour mark before I would have realized just how OFF this game really is. I skipped the cutscenes, and did the whole run simulator for the first 40 minutes, run, esc, spacebar, run, esc, spacebar, over and over until it got to something that felt remotely like Resident Evil.

Apparently in that time I escaped a building and beat a boss lolololol. Juked some zombies in the streets, noticed the TERRIBLE Linearity with short backtracking planned for later, I just can't support this with 8 bucks dudes...

This is Spectacularly TERRIBLE.

If you have put real hours into a game like the re2Remake, and you actually have come to appreciate it, then it's likely you will not be able to stand this product. I'd just go back to playing re2, or get the re4 remake, bc this is just atrocious. Go play RE7 or something idk. F.

Go back and play the original Re3 unless you just love the interactive movie type game w some Resident Evil shoved in there. The original game was designed better and the player somehow knew where to go easier, with the level map being a lot more complex.

I have to say, this could quite literally give RE6 a run for its money in being one of the worst RE games ever. It's impressive.

Would not Recommend.
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