A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
-George R.R. Martin

"Some liars go to prison, others write television shows. You know, it's as simple as that."
-Rod Serling

He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together to create the dumbest moron who has ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *clap *clap Good. That's still working.
-GLaDOS 2011

Anyway, I was forced to do away with democracy roughly a thousand years ago because it was endangering my empire.
-10+ year running Civ 2 game