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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 83.9 hrs on record
Posted: 28 May @ 10:11am
Updated: 28 May @ 10:23am

SPOILER WARNING

"Ah, a relaxing visual novel!" – Said No One Ever. Fata Morgana: where doors lead to:

1603: Incest & jealousy? Check.

1707: Beast-mode massacre? Check.

1869: Victorian husband of the year? Check.

1099: Giselle: Gets raped, falls for Michel (who’s crucified), makes a deal with a witch, waits 1000 YEARS alone in a mansion ("But was it worth it?" meme energy). Michel? Born intersex, disowned, dies tortured. His "hero’s journey"? Surviving his own trauma conga line. Conclusion: Reincarnated meetup. "Finally, no more curse! ...Right?".

10/10 pain shopping. Soundtrack slaps while you cry.
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