"honestly I really tried pissing on their leg once by downloading my entire steam library
2TB data limit, at which point I had to punch my way through their service hotline and get a technician to take me on their special whitelist 😎"

"30ct an egg???????
you're mental if you think I'll buy that"

"(btw, 720p auf nem 4k monitor anzusehen tut mir in der seele weh)"

"please keep your long thing clear of the doors"

"Ew, But then again you can just vote for Erdogan and be rich"


"cheese enjoyer has renamed their The Conscientious objector to N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R "

"du bist die Definition des Wortes Cringe"

"eeeeeegaaaaaaal"

"steam remote play? ja man, mit der unglaublich guten verbindung die du bei ner zugfahrt hast"

"guten tag, mein name ist enramjok mendroloshk. Ich bin eine kleine dicke junge aus dem osten und werde in der schule geärgert und habe sehr schwer, diese spiel gibt mir freud"

"Why is genocide considered bad?"

"When is AFD sending your ass to turkey"


"♥♥♥♥ you i ain't supporting your addiction of paradox DLC addictions"

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
"brodi....
diggi....
diggamus the platybus"

"Broseph
I have to tell someone
Company big Boi came into work on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse"

"WOW RACIST?, ima report you"

"Heimskr converted to islam, mashallah brother"

"Deine bürste ist groß"

"Ich bin der 14. Kunde, der es dieses jahr über 2tb geschafft hat lol"


"dU hAsT dEiN dAtEnLiMiT vOn 2000GB ErReIcHt"

"broseph vodafone is scamming me"

"Ja uwu komm rüber"

"99% of americans think that they are german when they find out their grandma once entered a McDonalds at the Frankfurt Airport"