across the vast expanse of space,
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Baby, after repeated chemical abuse on his body, has gone into a coma for 21 years.
His mind has grown, but his body has remained the same. Baby looks at this new world, almost overwhelmed.
He needs a drink. Baby hops into his pumpkin car, going for a social meet up, maybe meet someone new, he needs a new beginning.
He just needs to drive away.
Drive baby.
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u-umm... knoichiwa ^_^' :3 blushes m-m-minna san... xDD x3
puts on kimono
atashi... i would like t-t-t-t-to say.... um.... SENPAIs voice is so kawaii and doki sugoi... x3
licks cat ears
bra straps break e-eh?????? (;´ຶДຶ `) NO ONE LOOK AT MY OVERSIZED BREASTS PLEASE!!!!! (。┰ω┰。) NUZZLES U ALL AND RUN AWAY TO BE WITH MY HALF KITTY-WOLF-CHAN TRIBE IN SWORD ART ONLINE
(#^.^#)

(UMMMM, NO H8ERS PLUS BC I'M ONLY 12 AND MY BF WILL STRIKE YOU WITH HIS KATANA IF YOU DO SO （ ＴДＴ）

Kirito: yeah that's right.......... kisses xir
me: x33333 lol thanks.... rawr....
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Four ruffians break into my house
"What the devil??" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he's dead on the spot
Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's a smooth bore and nails the neighbor's dog
Have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
"Tally ho lads!"...the grape shot shreds to men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix my bayonet and charge the last rapscallion
Man bleeds out waiting for police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Just as the founding fathers intended
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I been cleanin after this dumb-ass cracker Mistagone for ten years, but I been hittin it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin, ni99@? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie...
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i am unto cream that which cream is unto other food substances
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Fart fart
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnn
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EATING DOGS? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ATE?... Sʜᴇ ɪs'NT A DOG -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ NOT TASTY?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs EATING DOGS ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ WONT EAT ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ EATS DOGS ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ATE DOG ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs FRIED DOG ɪs STOLEN. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs NO FRIED DOG. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ EAT DOG
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Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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Lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as poss