This man ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up gurning on the ancient kabardian fumopack 5000 ♥♥♥♥'s geeking with the strength of 23 lions the shah himself could not get this man unscrambled from his committment to the sufimaxxing nervegrass

This is my wife's boyfriend.

She started seeing him right after we got married. He’s an incredible guy, so thoughtful and sweet. He even bought me the SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro Wireless Multi-System Gaming Headset with ACTIVE NOISE CANCELLING. It's a game-changer for me. While he’s in the next room, loudly making love to my wife for hours on end, I don’t have to hear a thing. I can just lose myself in my streaming. He’s always cheering me on, saying I’ll get 1 viewer soon. His encouragement means the world to me. I’m really hopeful!

hate this guy

+rep met him 14 years ago and have regretted it ever since

FOOTDIVE

do i frighten you?