Couple of jokes down here

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⇾ Short female drivers that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to be killed by an air bag.

⇾ Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

⇾ I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

⇾ Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

⇾ A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

⇾ A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

⇾ Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

⇾ Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

⇾ How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.