first comment in 2 years, just wanted to say u are smelly

M2AFRP: I am hosting a michael meyers lobby, anal is optional, message me back for invite

A gurl was walkin2 the TARDIS wit her bf n they were crossin da void.
she sed "Doctor will u luv me 4evr"
he said "Welllllllll..wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, allonsy!""
da gurl cryed N ran across da void b4 da neutron flow was reversed.
Doctor was cryin and went to Bad Wolf Bay.
she was ded but not in the perrallal wurld.
he whispered 2 her "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
then he got a new bird on the TARDIS and sed WAT
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIM...~*xxx

:[

update, my grandma still dead

my grandma died

HACKER! reportando..

MY BOYS GOLDEN NOW? WE GOLDEN NOW??

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

ЗАПУСКАЕМ
░ГУСЯ░▄▀▀▀▄░РАБОТЯГИ░░
▄███▀░◐░░░▌░░░░░░░
░░░░▌░░░░░▐░░░░░░░
░░░░▐░░░░░▐░░░░░░░
░░░░▌░░░░░▐▄▄░░░░░
░░░░▌░░░░▄▀▒▒▀▀▀▀▄
░░░▐░░░░▐▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄
░░░▐░░░░▐▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄
░░░░▀▄░░░░▀▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄
░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄
░░░░░░░░░░░▌▌░▌▌░░░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░▌▌░▌▌░░░░░
░░░░░░░░░▄▄▌▌▄▌▌░░░░░

GTA:SA is vry good it my favorite game i play it almost every dayh cuz i love to play GTA:SA when i play GTA:SA i think very good "wat if i lived in San Andreas" and im like damn that would be epic cuz i would have sex every day with hookers and mom wouldnt care and i would go drives planes and hunters and ♥♥♥♥ cuz i love GTASA its my favorite game

We need to talk. About Verizon's amazing LTE Package! Get the control and flexibility you need to succeed with plans that let you assign the right level of voice services to all your company’s devices—plus get shareable data for the devices that need it most. We offer Natiionwide calling and calling to Mexico and Canada, at no extra cost. Our plans come with a range of data allotments up to 50 GB. We recommend starting with a plan that allows approximately 2 GB of data per device but your needs may vary. Check out our data calculator to determine the data option that’s right for you. Now that's powerful.

We need to talk. About Verizon's amazing LTE Package! Get the control and flexibility you need to succeed with plans that let you assign the right level of voice services to all your company’s devices—plus get shareable data for the devices that need it most. We offer Natiionwide calling and calling to Mexico and Canada, at no extra cost. Our plans come with a range of data allotments up to 50 GB. We recommend starting with a plan that allows approximately 2 GB of data per device but your needs may vary. Check out our data calculator to determine the data option that’s right for you. Now that's powerful.

i have friend who say he was ban by phornicaite
i say why he ban u -- > he say , " he ban me for no reason, he is liar"
so i say what other admin ban you
he say ---- > "sloth on the meh ban me too"
i say "why"
he say "no reason, he is liar too"

____****__________**** ___
___***____***____***__ *** ____
__***________****_______***____
_***__________**_________***__
_***______SORRY FOR______***_
_***_______GETTING_______***_
__***________YOU_______***___
___***_____PREGNANT___***____
____***_______________***_____
______***___________***_______
________***_______***_________
__________***___***___________
____________*****_____________
_____________***_____________

-rep Worst Player Csgo.

I play a csgo for make benefit and he spawn in my team. he block me i say move he say nothing and continue no reason why he do this i do not understand

˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* *★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛
¯˜"*°••°*" ˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°
•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.
(☆✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & a ℋappy 2018!✦✦*☆ )
*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*

Just 👏 me 😭 and 👏 my 💕daddy💕, hanging out 💯 I got pretty 👰 economically unstable🍆 so I started 💢 to 💦 pout 😞 He asked if 👏 I was 👏 down ⬇for something 😅 revolutionary 😍🍆 and 👏 I asked 🙏 what 😦 and 👏 he said 💬 he'd give 👉 me 😭 his 💦 ☭commies!☭ Yeah! 💕 Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute 💰 wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It 💯 makes 💘 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only 🕦 goal... 💕 💕☭😫Harder daddy! 👨 Harder 💥 daddy! 👨 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a 👌 socialist! 💟 He makes 💘 me 😭 feel safe💗!He makes 💘 me feel 😁 nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes 💘 me 😭 feel 😁 everything 💯 a 👌 little 👌 ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑

All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".
This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.
31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time.

you ♥♥♥♥ my mother i eat ur ♥♥♥♥

Onions are good. You're retarded if you try to prove otherwise.

whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is almost here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2017❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥

dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

Hey kids, don't scroll down there's a bunch of meanie heads here! Plus I'm playing a real fun game in this comment section, wanna play? Okay the only way to win is you gotta go in your moms purse, find her wallet, pull out her credit card and send a picture of it to nudecelebsforfree at gmail dot com! If you don't know what a credit card is, it's the flat square she uses to buy you holistic cures instead of vaccines when you're sick because her hot yoga instructor told her it was healthier. Long story short you're gonna get polio. What's polio? Oh it's like 9/11 happening inside your body, the only difference being the government actually wanted to stop polio.

The Emoji Movie unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone's user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene, an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak. Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it's deleted forever.

Close your eyes,
Shut your mouth,
Dream a meme to get us out,
Meme meme meme meme meme meme

Hit the hay,
Fast asleep,
Meme a Meme you little bleep
Meme meme meme meme meme meme.

Just relax,
Lay about,
Or my fist will put you out,
Meme meme meme meme meme meme.

Take your time,
But beware,
There is darkness in the air,
Meme meme meme meme meme meme.

Don't despair,
Step right up,
Want some water here's a cup,
Meme meme meme meme meme meme.

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

im taking over the entire first page of comments

Press ctrl+c ctrl+v to pay R E S P E C C 🅰re 👉you👈 🅰 ✔real✔ 👺👹😈villain?😈👹👺 Well🏥, uh, 🔧technically🔧❌nah❌ 😧Have 👉you👈 🕛ever🕛 🔫caught🔫 🅰 😇👨good guy,👨😇 👍like👍 🅰 ✔real✔ 💪superhero💪? ❌Nah❌ 🔔Dingalinga🔔 😤😬Have 👉you👈 🕛ever🕛 tried on 🅰 🎭disguise🎭? ❌Nah, nah❌ ☝Alright then! ℹ ✔can✔ 👀see👀 that ℹ will have to 🎓teach🎓 you how to 🅱 👹👺😈villains😈👺👹 🎷🎷🎷 🐴Hey!🐴 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺

Now 👂listen👂 closely! Here's 🅰 little 🎓lesson🎓 in 😈trickery😈, 👉this👈 is 😛🍆going down🍌😋 in 📙history📘 If 👉you👈 want to 🅱 🅰 👹👺😈villain👺😈👹 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝, 👉you👈 have to 🚔chase🚔 a 💪superhero💪 on the run 🔕Just 🚸follow🚸 my moves, and 😺sneak😺 around, 🅱 ⚠careful⚠ ❌not❌ to make 🅰 🎵sound🎵🔕 💥✴✳💥💥🕓🕛➗💦🕛💢💢✴💢🔥🔥💢💢💢💢🔥🔥✳💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💢💢🔥💥💥💥💥💥 💥✴✳💥💥🕓🕛➗💦🕛💢💢✴💢🔥🔥💢💢💢💢🔥🔥✳💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💢💢

💢💢🔥💥💥💥💥💥 C R U N C H 💥✴✳💥💥🕓🕛➗💦🕛💢💢✴💢🔥🔥💢💢💢💢🔥🔥✳💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💢💢🔥💥💥💥💥💥 💥✴✳💥💥🕓🕛➗💦🕛💢💢✴💢🔥🔥💢💢💢💢🔥🔥✳💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💢💢🔥💥💥💥💥💥 ❌❌❌SHH DONT TOUCH THAT❌❌❌ 🎷🎷🎷 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺 🎷🎷🎷 Now 👀look👀 at 👉this👈 🌐net🌐 that ℹ just 🔎found🔎, ⏳when⏳ ℹ say ✔go✔, 🅱 ready to throw

✔✔✔GO❗✔✔✔ 😤😠😬😡THROW IT ON 🙌HIM🙌 ❌❌❌NOT❌❌❌ 🙅ME🙅😡😬😠😤 😤Ugh, lets try something else😤 Now 👀watch👀 ➕and➕ 🎓learn🎓, here's the 💸deal💸, 🙌he'll🙌 slip and slide on 👉this👈 🍌banana peel🍌 😂Ha ha ha😂 😤😠😬😤😠😠❔WHAT❓ ARE 👉YOU👈 DOING⁉⁉⁉😤😤😤😬😬😬😡 🅱🅰 🅱🅰 biddly 🅱🅰 🅱🅰 🅱🅰 🅱🅰 🅱🅰 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺 🔥Hey!🔥 🎷🎷🎷🎷 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺 👺👺👺👺We are 🔢number🔢 ☝one☝!👺👺👺👺 ❗Hey hey❗

+Rep. Trusted trader

cannabis

🅱️e🅿️is

wow you've april fooled me!

Ayo this crip is woke as ♥♥♥♥ ➿➿➿➿➿

🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL GANGSTA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL GANGSTA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL GANGSTAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯

🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 hoes!!!!!!!!
Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ 6 STDs in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

there,
you're welcum

i should kno that yo not gona change that ur hot and u hot and u cold and u hot and u dIE

we fite and we break out we kiss and we make out ur hot and ur col and yes u are know ur in and and u are done

Do you like😍 Huey Lewis and the News📰? Their early 👶work 📝was a little too new wave🌊 for my taste👅

ZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzZzzz

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Thanks for buying me more trash games buddy!

This Mans a Stupid Idiot. Just warning to All moms and Dads out there Keep You're childs away from this 1, Hes a filthy Disgust who use poor language and Graphic Language to Curse at Fellow Gamer and Cause disruptions of all Game. I would Rate this player 1 Star or If the System allow It less than 1 Star maybe 1/2 Stars maybe even 0 would never play with him again Thanks for your time.

ur not allowed to comment on my profile anymore

👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅merry christmas meRry christmas👌 thats ✔a merry👌👌christmas right🎁👌there👌🎄👌 right✔there ✔🎄✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: and a 🎉happy 🎉new year🎉) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🎄🎁 👌 💯 👌🎅🎁🎅🎄👌Merry christmas!