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Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 hoes!!!!!!!!
Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ 6 STDs in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!
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Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving🍑💥you tasty thot👅💦Get ready for a stuffing👌🏼I am thankful🙏for that ass👀just like the pilgrims🎩and the indians🏕you will gobble🦃gobble😋gobble✔️on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆ONLY😤if you send📬this to BAD BIRDS🦃💦😎if you get 0 back you a mashed HOEtato😐 if you get 5 back you got a MOIST turkey 💦👅if you get 10 back you gonna be wish boned🍗❗️🍗If you don't😳send📩 this to 10 HOES👯you won't get ANY😱♥♥♥♥ for DICKember☃💋 and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😈😏👅🍆