tell evil gurt to chill

love u too Cookie Destroyer.

Hey! I can't reach out to you any other way, but I want to let you know that the extra large rainbow dragon dildo with ribbing and built-in ♥♥♥ dispenser that you ordered is ready to be shipped. Please reach out so I can get it to you ASAP!

cookie monster.

Don't trust this guy. Ratted me with some Unknown RU malware that was crypted with the finest code written by mankind. Clearly a state sponsored threat actor.

made you look