Käyttäjän Gonzo POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 18.47

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.35

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 20.03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 16.36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 0.40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 13.21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 15.21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 20.24

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 1.7.2017 klo 16.50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 15.35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.17

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 30.6.2017 klo 11.59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 1.7.2017 klo 15.59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 14.56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 20.43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 0.28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 0.28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 16.38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 1.05

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 19.19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 16.40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 15.41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 29.5.2019 klo 18.25

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 13.36

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 29.5.2019 klo 19.22

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 25.6.2019 klo 17.40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 29.5.2019 klo 16.22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 13.14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 13.38

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.45

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 29.5.2019 klo 18.26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.38

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 16.52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 16.46

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.02

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.28

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 29.5.2019 klo 17.32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 29.6.2017 klo 14.03

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 14.40

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 28.8.2019 klo 21.32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 21.05

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 28.8.2019 klo 22.13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 1.7.2017 klo 16.51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 2.7.2017 klo 18.50

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 2.7.2017 klo 23.12

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Avattu 2.7.2017 klo 20.00

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 2.7.2017 klo 23.04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 17.58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

27 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

5 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

238 / 5,000