Prestatievoortgang van Gonzo in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 18:47

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:35

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 20:03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 16:36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 0:40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 13:21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 15:21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 20:24

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jul 2017 om 16:50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 15:35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:17

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 30 jun 2017 om 11:59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jul 2017 om 15:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 14:56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 20:43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 0:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 0:28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 16:38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 1:05

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 19:19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 16:40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 15:41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mei 2019 om 18:25

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 13:36

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mei 2019 om 19:22

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ontgrendeld op 25 jun 2019 om 17:40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mei 2019 om 16:22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 13:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 13:38

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:45

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mei 2019 om 18:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:38

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 16:52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 16:46

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:02

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:28

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mei 2019 om 17:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jun 2017 om 14:03

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mei 2019 om 14:40

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 aug 2019 om 21:32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 21:05

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 28 aug 2019 om 22:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jul 2017 om 16:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2017 om 18:50

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2017 om 23:12

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2017 om 20:00

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2017 om 23:04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2017 om 17:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

27 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

5 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

238 / 5,000